Lovely Birdhouse NOT For Sale

Remember this? My $1.00 bargain? Well it had a makeover - a little paint, some new legs, dermabrasion, and now it looks like a new Birdhouse! My hubby, Jeff, made it into this wonderful church! It's so delightful that it's levitating! Well, it looks like it anyway.

It is for sale for $200 but please do not buy this birdhouse because it looks great in my living room and I want to keep it. Also, lets just keep that between us and I will tell Jeff I am trying really hard to sell it. So here's the front.........
The legs are old porch posts. (Ignore that shabby looking shed in the background - it's getting a makeover this year, too). Here's the back done with old Lutheran hymnal pages, and a vintage teapot lid.....
The base is old blue and white broken china - a little teapot and another lid. It weighs a ton so shipping is out of the question. So most likely only people in Austin could buy this - maybe only a Pflugerville resident - someone on my block who wouldn't want something like this anyway. This side has glass and brass knobs - hmmm - I could hang a big tassel there.and this side has old buttons and what? my old new stock clock hands from Round Top. You know, that's my china and teapot, too.And my buttons. I bought those porch posts too. Looks like I have about 99.99% ownership of this anyway. I just love my new birdhouse. Thank you Jeff!!!